5: Dear Weirdos



Coffee Details

Origin

Kenya

Producer

Dorothy Njeri Gitau

Variety

SL28, Riuri 11

Processing

Washed

Flavor

Heavy body, blackberry, peach

 

Dear Weirdos,

It has been some time since I have interacted with anything besides the flora and fauna here on this planet, so please accept this note as my introduction. I am your neighbor, from the mountains not far from your...city. Is it a city? Whatever it is, it’s very bright and loud and not at all my type of thing. I’m not trying to be rude, but I must be honest.

I’m wondering if you had even considered that anything else might have been living here before you. Or whether or not you would even be welcome? Just wondering. I’m certain that there is more than enough space for all of us, but I must insist upon a few things:

  1. Do not disturb or destroy anything outside of the deserts.

  2. Do not kill any living thing. If it wants to eat you: run.

  3. Explore as you wish, but beware of the Pits.

  4. Keep your Weird Citizens away from me. I do not like to socialize.

If you are willing to comply with the above and LEAVE ME ALONE, I’m sure we will make suitable neighbors.

Lukewarm regards,

a creature that prefers living life in slow motion